Immigration Problem: Solved!

Who the hell is in charge of rounding up illegal aliens and sending them back from whence they came? If I'm the Chief, or Commissioner, or Captain of whatever government organization that's responsible, I would gather the boys together and sit them in front of the evening news. Then I would say something like, "OK, guys. See that enormous gathering of criminals marching through the streets, demanding to have their criminal actions decriminalized? GET YOUR LAZY, DUMB ASSES OUT THERE AND ROUND 'EM UP, FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS!" Then I would put together rallies for the legalization of murder and rape and armed robbery and things like that, wait to see who showed up for them, and arrest all of them too. This whole thing seems like it's a godsend for law enforcement.